I like CGI Reagan better than the real one…
…at least I think this one doesn’t have access to The Codes. Remember those creepy claymation Christmas Specials, like the one with the Island of Broken Toys? Brrrrrrr, me neither! Anyway, welcome to...
View ArticleWhat? Green and Wrinkled?
Media Matters Icky. He must be all worm-ridden by now. Just like Nancy.
View ArticleNeville Carebear
President Carebear, that mythical Hopey-Changey man has now fully endorsed trickle-down economics and GOP policies. As many others have noted, he does not have the courage of his convictions, or the...
View ArticleThe Feast of Saint Ronnie
One hundred years ago today, Sweet Baby Jeebus appeared to President Howard Taft and said to him, Pull my finger. Out pooped little Ronnie Reagan, and the rest was history. Today we gather to honor the...
View ArticleDoes the deluxe Reagan package…
…come with the sound of the 2 and-one-half month pregnant Nancy barfing? Because that’s about the only way you could get me to stay in Riverside and pay $1,000 for it. As the nation remembers the 100th...
View ArticleToday in History
4/1/86 The Los Angeles Country Board of Supervisors votes to lobby Congress to rename the Angeles National Forest the “Reagan National Forest.” Says Sierra Club spokesman Bob Hattoy, “Naming a national...
View ArticleIt’s In The Stars
Nancy Reagan is having a bad week. First she loses Oscar De La Renta the designer (and the only straight man to put clothes on her), and now she has lost her astrologer, San Francisco heiress and...
View ArticleOn This Day In History…
…the Iran-Contra scandal erupted. You know, secretly selling arms to our enemy Iran, and then illegally funneling the money to death squads in South America who were trying to overthrow the...
View ArticleFlashback Friday
I’ve been listening to a lot of Run the Jewels lately waiting for the remix of their latest album dubbed Meow the Jewels that will be remixed with all cat sounds. I figured Killer Mike’s song “Reagan”...
View ArticleWhy Are The Dogs Barking, GOP?
The New Confederacy is many things but consistent is what they are, most of all: Poll: Majority of Republicans think Obama is a Muslim “A majority of Republican voters, 54 percent, think that President...
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